There was this Christmas do at Leamington Spa,
those of us not from there stopped at a hotel and one of the girls who was quite drunk got out of bed thinking she was at home and went out the room for a pee starker’s, locking herself out of her room, I bet the night porter still has a copy off the video to this day (PS she looked like a blonde version of Kelly Brook with same chest size).
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, this absolutely happened.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)

It did I was fast asleep and saw nothing though :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Unfortunately the little copse of trees at the top of JIMMY FUCKING HILL
blocked your view, more like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)

?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:27, Reply)

And when you woke you from this your mum had left a cup of tea beside the bed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:25, Reply)

I think if I was going to make up stuff, I would have been more inventive than this.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:31, Reply)