I saw a translation of that to Japanese so it made sense, then back to English
It was wonderfully tragic. It was along the lines of "Rudolph had a red nose. No one liked him. Santa once found him useful."
EDIT: found it.
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I sadly have the dreaded Bowie disease so I am doing very little other than occasionally falling over.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Hahaha that I like A LOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:45, Reply)

To clarify, I mean the Rudolph thing not your illness.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I like her illness
I think she has a sexy illness.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I have many sexy illnesses.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)

It just keeps getting better and better.
I keep forgetting and turning my head then feeling like I've been stuck in a tumble dryer.

Going oop narth tomorrow though, should be exciting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Count yourself lucky
I can't currently turn my head to the left
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Hope you get better soon!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)

You too sweety!
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(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I remember when offtopic was full of bile, before these new people ruined it with their vapid caring.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)

All the good people are gone, it's like /OT 1.0
Much more of this, and that Loon fellow will be back on here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)

NEW THREAD!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)