If someone got me a candle I sure as hell wouldn't think it cost £30.
What's so great about it?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:10, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It has variable speed vibrations and realistic spunking action.

( Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)

and you get a fantastic show if while it's inserted and lit, she does a trump

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Fuck knows
She asked for a Jo Malone candle, they're usually about £40, I managed to get it cheaper. Still don't have a fucking clue what's so special about them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)

They say "Jo Malone" on them
and then, very small, on the bottom "Jesus fuck, we saw you coming"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)

shit all.
Your sister is a mug.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)

This is most likely true
But it's well within the budget, and makes buying stuff for her easy, so I don't mind too much.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:52, Reply)