Me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

YOU?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I love you too.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Let's elope x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:52, Reply)

*gropes*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)

*rises to the occasion*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I can see this.
It's Christmas you heartless bastard. You're welcome to him Winders.
( wanderlust, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)

hello lustypops
It's alright, you can keep the scruffy old boot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Too late, he's yours now.
Ha! Gutted.
( wanderlust, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)

fuck it,
He can sleep with the dogs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I'm not Jeff you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Meh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)

How was the pub on Friday?
Fights galore if the rest of the country was anything to go by.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Yeah, it was horrific.
No fights in the pub, but I watched a glorious 6 man brawl outside the Half Moon across the way.
I was shattered, so just adopted a no wanker policy, turned away quite a few groups of lads. But it saves us, everyone else around here got trouble.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Skills.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)

they rolled in hooping a hollering and shouting,
And were told they had to go somewhere else. We got a round of applause at one point when an extremely obnoxious gentlemen, who thought it hilarious to go round grabbing ladies breasts, was bundled out the door.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I really do detest 'people'.
Drunk 'people' are some of the worst.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:52, Reply)

correct.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Surprisingly there were no punchups at my local last night
Last Xmas it was like a war zone - anyone within a 100 yard radius of the village pubs was considered a target.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)