I have 662 unread emails in my work mailbox
and my machine is taking forever to do anything at all as it's downloading three weeks worth of updates. My remote access isn't working so I've had to drive in, I'm being held up by another department and I'm half-choking on an Opal Fruit.

Welcome back to work, Kroney.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

HAHHHAHHHAAA
Sucks to be you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Also, some fucker has put tinsel all round the top of my cubicle.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)

You should kill them all
But with a smile
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)

or mistletoe

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I fucking hate tinsel.
It's so common.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Beat them to death with mince pies

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)

you should probably spit out the opal fruit
before posting to b3ta
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)

He swallows not spits

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)