There could be a few honours given out around here.
Lord Chompy, for services to news reporting.
The Duke of Stunned for services to the brewing sector.
M Boyce CBE for services to the east London pharmaceutical industry.
Plumdozer OBE for services to the leisure industry (cleaning and filtration).

Etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:37, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

A drug dealer asked me if I had any 'New Year's revolutions' the other day.
Oh dear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Nosepowderplotslolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

An uneducated drug dealer? Well I never.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I was as shocked as you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

45 every minute?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

You should totally have cut his head off and told the police. they wouldn't have prosecuted.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I did.
It didn't even make the local paper.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)