Hello everyone
Work is crazy and, to cap it all off, I agreed with my prospective flatmate that we should look for flats in Hammersmith. As is my way, I immediately told her to get on with it all whilst I sit back and wait for results. The first batch of potential flats have come in and they're all in North London. Not a little bit north either, but in Muswell Hill and East Finchley and places. I haven't replied yet as my rage currently has no bounds.

How should I punish this ridiculous ingrate whom I'm graciously allowing the responsibility of doing all the boring legwork?
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:05, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Show her your penis.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:06, Reply)

We dated briefly.
I have previously done so. She was unimpressed and we're now just friends.

These events are utterly unrelated.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Show everyone the pictures of her breasts you have on your phone.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I have different ones now.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)