I think if somebody said that to me (which they wouldn't, mine's well minging)
I'd just stare open-mouthed in shock. Which probably wouldn't be wise, given the circumstances.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

is this why your cockgazzes never work?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I tried pejazzling, once
but in order to get it looking anywhere near presentable I basically had to cover it in glue and just dip the thing in glitter.

Fucking chafed.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Voltaire's angry cock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)

He went "eeeep"
and ran.

My brother's a fairly sizeable chap, too, but apparently this guy was ... large. Although, one suspects in this situation your mind might play tricks on you, start seeing banjos that aren't there, that kind of thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I encountered something similar. I don't blame your brother
they breed some fucking terrifying bears that way.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)