You may mock
But with two chart-topping albums and a knack for creating mass hysteria wherever they go, One Direction are taking over the U.S.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hang on
Two? Am I horribly out of date with the goings-on of X Factor reject boybands? Shame on me!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Harry has been likened to a young Mick Jagger

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Floppy-haired fanny-magnet?
I can think of one difference. People will still know the name Mick Jagger in five years' time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Harry and Taylor Swift recently visited the Shamrock Tattoo Parlour in Los Angeles
a favourite haunt of soccer star David Beckham, where he got an inking of an impressive boat.

The British heartthrob has a number of inkings including one of a small padlock, which was tattooed on by his and Taylor's good friend Ed Sheeran.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Please tell me you're copying this verbatim from some site that you should know better than to frequent

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Christ on a bike.
You still are a terrible bullying troll, aren't you?
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Oh yeah, that's me
Known for it.

Unless you missed out the words "victim of"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)

*passes tissue*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Good timing
...forever and ever, aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! MEN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)

who says I'm mocking?
Harry Styles is clearly beating them off with the shittiest shit stick in the history of shitty sticks
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)