Morning.
I had an excellent weekend with almost Battered levels of heavy drinking.
Of course I didn't keep a diary. What sort of angst-ridden wet fart do you think I was a teenager?

Alt: Ok.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The kind who believes leeks cry when you pick them
so you only eat them after they've undergone a Navaho purification ceremony.

THAT kind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:13, Reply)

It is important when consuming any member of the alium family to ingest large quantities of powerful hallucinogens and to purge your system with 30 minutes of projectile vomiting.
At least, that's what I was brought up to believe and I'm raising my kids the same way.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Me too.
I think communing with tree spirits is an essential part of the growing-up process.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)