An Announcement from JTDF!
I'm a busy man but I've always a window for something of gravity from a fellow Mover and Shaker.

***Puts call from Tokyo on hold***

JTDF: "S0,"

A promosing start. I often swan-about in my local Aldi in a paisley silk dressing gown, an ivory cigarette holder in my fat disgusting chops while I walk the floor. I find it amusing to ask the staff if they've a copy of DeBrett's etiquette guide on the premises as I'm planning a rafting venture up the Orinnocco and want to know if I can wear white after Labor Day when south of the Equator. Do go on...

JTDF: "National Lottery tickets..."

My heart skips a beat. Is this an oportunity I could take advantage of? Some recent racetrack investments have failed to bear fruit and I may have to dial back on refurbishing the chandelier in the Great Hall, sending one of the children's pet Unicorns back to the Zoo and reducing the twice weekly trip to the knocking shop unless economies are made elsewhere.


JTDF: "... are going up to £2.00 each..."


***Takes Tokyo off hold. Skim reads the rest of this tosh. "Go ahead Tokyo"***

JTDF:"A tax on the stupid, a chance for high street bookies to take advantage or a sensible move to make those on a limited income review their squandering?"

***Punches self in the face for getting drawn into this piffle. Assumes air of interest for the sake of politeness***


Wow!
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I know, it's like Martin Amis and John Berger dissecting Gravity's Rainbow.
But even headier.

By day this place is like the Pathetic Sharks, by night it's srs debate.

Oh. Man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:11, Reply)

It's a bit late to ask what people had for lunch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:20, Reply)

The 'Pricks? Not Pricks' debate was a triumph.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:33, Reply)

srsly fo sho
It's just preening, brownnosing and backslapping.

And tiresome.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:35, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:20, Reply)