
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread

The morning that Princess Of Our Hartz died I was lying in bed, having just woken up with a stinking hangover. I turned the radio on, heard nothing but funereal music and immediately assumed that I had died from alcohol poisoning and this was some kind of hideous after-life experience. Imagine my relief when I realised that some dozy droopy-drawered bint had popped her clogs instead.
Alt: Anything with chocolate is acceptable.
AltAlt: Dozer isn't having a midlife crisis, he's having a sexual-orientation crisis. Totally different game altogether. I used to have a Vauxhall Cavalier. Nothing remotely fancy, but my son was only 3 at the time and thought it was a sports car because it had a sunroof. so it's all about perceptions. Or something.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:42, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I can remember driving to Cornwall on the day of her funeral, and thinking how clear the roads were and also falling over the wall at Jamaica Inn whilst stepping back to take a photo
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I think most people couldn't have given 2 shits TBH, but seemed to be drowned out by the weeping and wailing of the nation's grief-mongers.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)

and had a few people back at mine afterwards, and had TV on mute, playing records. This mangled up car kept on appearing on-screen so we put the sound up to see if it was anyone interesting. Turned out it wasn't, so the tunes went back on again.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)

It was embarrassing
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread