What you're doing here, Chompy, is getting raped.
What you should do is march into the office, pull down your trousers, bend over a table and yell "if you're going to do it, just do it!" until you get thrown out.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The only thing i can think about doing that won't put the rental in jeapordy.
Is pay it, get a reciept and then complain to the letting agents association later.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

If you're going to rent the flat anyway
and sign a document that says you agree to paying those fees, then you deserve the apathy you'll get when you complain.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I will underline certain words.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

YES!
More frivolous use of the word rape please.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)

HAHA
Oh man, I'm totally going to rape you for that.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I feel totally raped by this constant use of the word rape.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)