name of organisation: The church of the wisdom of Jim Jefferies
Fundamental beliefs: Try not to be a cunt
Rules: See above

Alt: Rastafarianism
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Rastafarianism is based upon one of the most ludicrous and spasticated beliefs of any religion going.
Believing that Haile Selassie was a living god simply because of a single misguided offer of repatriation to black Caribbeans is as mongoloid as fucking Scientology. Funny that not a single Ethiopian who actually lived under his rule has any such notion isn't it?*

So fill yer boots m8.

*No. He was a cunt and a useless one at that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)

......'as mongoloid as fucking Scientology'
All religions are, in my view, mongoloid - other than the church I proposed (obviously). I just fancy getting stoned as part of a religion is all.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I'm pretty good at getting stoned without the need for religion.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I, too, appear to be perfectly capable of smoking cannabis
without declaring that an incompetent deceased African monarch was a deity.

I don't know how I manage it but somehow I muddle through.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I meant more as a 'compulsory exercise'
Rather than my present 'fuck it, I haven't got to appear normal for a bit, I'll have a doobie'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)