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Any Female celebrity between 15 1/2 and 50, I'm not fussy.
Alt: Smoked as part of a fry up or sammich. Unsmoked when used as an ingredient with other foods.
Altalt: Spamalot. I haven't laughed so hard since I saw a cat being run over.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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NONCE.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:33,
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Only borderline.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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Wrong side of the line though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:36,
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As someone with a fifteen year old granddaughter
I am both appalled and disgusted by that.
No, the oher one. Aroused.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:37,
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Oh really?
*touches shelf*
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:42,
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Paedo
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:33,
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In your own time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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It's a totally different word!
Anyway, it just took me longer because I was calling the paedo line to report him.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:35,
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Ah. That'll be why the line was engaged when I just tried to call.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:36,
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By the time they arrive, she'll be legal.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:36,
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Half your age plus 7 is the lowest you should go.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:41,
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35, you've got to be joking.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:44,
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So... *does some sums*
If you're 56 and you want to look at pictures of barely legal and, in fact, illegal, girls...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:46,
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it's a bit creepy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:50,
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a bit
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:51,
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This is bound to end well
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:52,
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I reckon he was in Praia da Luz, in May 2007
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:54,
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I meant 34, soz.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:52,
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