I was raised like a Muslim
Prayin' to the East
Nature of my life relates rhymes I release
like a cannon
Cuz I been plannin' to be rammin' what I wrote
straight on a plate down your throat
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I wasn't really, just joking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

i bet you were really
you big raghead
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Admiral U Akbar

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

It's a trap!

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Colonel Abramslolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)

is colonel the most anal rank in the army?

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)

In the air force it's 'Rear Gunner'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

in the navy it'd be rear admiral

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

WTF

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Bomb aimer
cos he gets to open the bomb bay doors?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

that's not a rank
but thanks for playing
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Rear admiral in the navy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

FUCK YOU

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Yeah but it looks like I copied you from here

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)

you did copy me

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

YOUN DID

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Lance Corporal

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Able Seaman merchant navy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:36, Reply)

ButtockGrippenFuhrer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)

if we're doing foreign armies i can say Ass-pirant

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:39, Reply)

You dont seem to grasp the rules do you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:40, Reply)

it's ok, he'll get it eventually

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Stabshauptmann sounds pretty gay too

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

what I wrote my cock

ck q au vin

+with a nice sincerre
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

that's sancerre, darth

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)

fake sancerrity on the internet

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)

winefail

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Giving a shit fail
I'm sorry - EPIC giving a shit fail.

LOLN00BKITTUMZ etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)

My father once had dinner at Glamis Castle with the current Lady Macbeth.
On my fucking life he said 'the butler emerged from the cellar with an outstanding Semillon'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I assume he unzipped
and headed down the cellar. IF HE BE A MAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)