but you need it to be pretty tight if someone starts earching around about,
so you need a real birth record. I can't see why the police couldn't just put a fake one in?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think even the filth aren't allowed to do that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)

well quite
given the choice between taking people's records without the consent of their bereaved parents, and passing a law allowing a government department to issue fake records for this one tightly controlled purpose, i think the latter is more palatable, actually.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

i imagine it would be abused though.
but then, everything is really.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)

exactly
what they should do is put you and me in charge. we are incorruptible. and we would in no way give all the police offers names like pat mcgroin and wayne kerr.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I might just call them all Porky Pig and be done with it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)

mmm bacon
no, wait.

rank, bacon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

normally their rank is something like sergeant
I don't think they'd believe bacon is a real rank.
( Peej, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)