I really liked* the purple bowling ball story
But it got deleted
By liked I mean disgusted, but the replies were good
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

eh?

(quintsy, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Some girl gets off her face in a bowling alley
steals a purple bowling ball, has sex with her 6 male bowling pals and films the lot, bowling ball sits on the mantle piece as a reminder.
The backlash was well lol said girl deleted post
Shortened version
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)

oh yeah, i have read that one
she was all 'no i'm not a slag cos they're my mates!'
(quintsy, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I think Rory had a field day with that one
RIP Rory 4evahinrhertz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)

yeah if only there was another wanker here to replace him

(quintsy, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I know sadtimes
:'(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Kroney's mum came on telling everyone how she found him up to his nuts in the finger hole of 8lb bowling ball
they had to get the fire bridgade to cut it off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Your mum first discovered your unusual situation
when she sat you on the loo for the first time and you shat in the bath.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Your mum first discovered your unusual situation
when she gave birth to you and afterbirth was just a wheel of brie
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)