If there's a hell it's an Argos where you have to sit next to some awful pleb as he hums to himself and stinks of stale spunk
And when you go up to get your item it's too heavy to carry and then they make you fill out their customer satisfaction survey.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's the ones who smell of fresh spunk that worry me the most.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Especially when you sit on a wet patch
And they grin and wink
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

WINK WITH AN 'A', YEAH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

A wink yes

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I was in Argos years ago
and some guy bought a set of dumb bells and bars and what have you. Couple of guys brought the stuff to the collection point and asked him where he was parked. "Um...I came here on the bus. Oh crap, how am I getting this home?"
I Lol'd.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)