Endless piri piri humous and tortilla chips.

May need more chilled Andrex.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Phud Phud Phud PHUD
PHUDBREE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:17, Reply)

You need speech therapy. That stutter is awful. You never know when somebody will demand felattio and you'll be shouting no, no, No, No NNnGg.

*spit* or possibly *swallow*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:21, Reply)

DEEP THROAT BABY IT'S THE ONLY WAY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

OK
swap the tortilla chips for real crisps and I will be over right now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:18, Reply)

MOAR STALKING

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:18, Reply)

anything for piripiri

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Peroni

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

and chips. Best pasta ever.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Ohhhhhhhh man
That so makes me want a pizza
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Simon Weston's cheeks? They're crisp.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Simon Weston is the face of BBQ safety

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:27, Reply)