Were you a heavy smoker before?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

not really
Ten a day, but I'd been smoking since I was about 12 or 13, and smoked weed regularly from about 13 to 28 or so. It gives me the fear these days, I only smoke it when I'm coming down.

And I just stopped dead. No patches, no gum. Once you're past two weeks it's not so bad. I still get cravings now and again, and I still like the smell of fresh smoke. Stale smoke is well ming though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Well done for giving up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:18, Reply)

thanks
It's no big deal though, everybody stops smoking eventually.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)

My grandad managed to give up at the age of 81.
By dying.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

SEE THEM SMOKERS ALWAYS DIE YOUNG

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:30, Reply)

We'd always thought he was two years older
Turned out he'd run away from home and lied about his age to join the army - we only discovered that after he'd died.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)

WHAT A CUNT
I like him already
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Nobody ever seemed to wonder in the family why he had no relations or background
I don't suppose you wondered about those things then.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

that was the joke, yes.
When are we having that pint?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Half PintLOLZ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)

*Translates*
'I've got a new shirt, I need somewhere to wear it'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:38, Reply)

new trousers.
Not new shirt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

New leather chaps
*MOAR LIKE*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:40, Reply)

I don't wish to inspect your trousers.
This is NOT a pretence for luring me to the pub.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

*singing cockles and muscles alive-alive-o*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:42, Reply)

I have no wish to further participate
In discussions regarding crustaceans within an individuals pantaloon area.

It's a step too far for me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Bit crabby aint you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)

why would I want you to inspect my trousers?
Text me next time you're available, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)

You and TD on your way to the pub

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Suits you sir

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)

ooh!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Does Sir like it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Does he?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)

do you sir? do you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Do you WANT it?
Oooh, suit you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)

were you out with a lady sir? were you?
And did she want it sir?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:50, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1fMf8CB7jE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Ommmmmmpppphhhhh suits you sir

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Both of those gentlemen have full, colourful heads of hair
I have a full head of grey hair. Full, though...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:57, Reply)

SHOW OFF

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:58, Reply)

You on the thinning side there, Mr Hare?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Nahh I have a full set of hair
But svelte at the same time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:27, Reply)

terrible bullying of Midge Ure here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)