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You could make him a card with dried pasta on it(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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Fucking Tony Hart never sent it back.Gone forever, one of the world's great art treasures. I reckon that wanker Mr Bennett nicked it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:20,
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morpher-fucker(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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Yeah, what was Mr Bennet's problem?My missus reckons they were a gay couple. Tony and Mr B, that is.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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'working late again, Mr Hart?'It was like the preamble to some hideous gay porn. Morph was the fluffer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:27,
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Haha, niceI don't want to know what Chas' job was.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:28,
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You should get your dad Mr Bennet's book:www.actingontv.com/homepage.asp
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:29,
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Great idea!!! Thanks Tango!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:33,
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And then what will he eat?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:20,
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As long as Monty uses non-toxic adhesiveHe can eat the card. I recommend making a little paper pouch full of mixed herbs to go with it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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