Two of my close friends, who are (were) genuinely sound, fun people
started a facebook account for their rugrat the second it was born.

I mean, for actual fucks sake. What is wrong with people?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:09, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I can only diagnose that they are fuck wits, I'm sorry but there is no other answer
they'll look back and realise what pricks they are
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Hammers, Badge. The answer is hammers.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

The answer is hammers WAY too often these days, mate.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Nothing a fucking scalpel to the windpipe won't cure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)

yeah.
I know. They are really great people otherwise. But I think you might be right, for the good of humanity.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Because people are blissfully unaware that no one gives two shits about their kids except them
I fucking hate people with children, no offence to anyone here. I don't bang on about my kids for this exact reason...NO ONE CARES!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)

You'd never catch me banging on about mine.


Hang on....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Different
It's all the "Little Jimmy said something SOOOOOO funny the other day, wait a minute, I've got a 10 minute video on my phone of him spouting some utter bollocks that won't mean anything to you"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

it is hard not to, as they take up so much of your time/consciousness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Mine sure does
It'll be two months a week Friday, not counting the 15 mins in which I got strangled.

:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)

yeah sorry about that, didn't mean to rub it in.
you know I'm rooting for ya!*

obvious strikethrough alert!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)

I know, I know.
Sorry to bang on about it so much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:31, Reply)

don't be silly, I'd be devastated if i was you; i totes understand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:34, Reply)

i do care about me close friends kids as i tend to know them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I care about them to a degree, but I don't need to hear about every tiny little thing
And it is EVERYTHING.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)