A couple of days ago, an ex put up a picture of me from when we lived together
about 16 or 17 years ago. I'm topless, with a russian hamster on my shoulder.

Clearly she hasn't fucking forgiven me for leaving her.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:18, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Was it drunk?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:19, Reply)

haha, no
russian hamsters are just smaller and slightly more aggressive than other hamsters. Kind of the Battered of the hamster world.

And you have to keep them in a fish tank.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

I like this analogy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

ogy

LOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

your powers are weak old man
STRWARZLOLZZZ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

See how many FB adds you get from B3tans now you've told them that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

gaz me his name so i can have a look yeah?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

haha.
Most of the /OT ladies have already stalked me, obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I imagine that is similar to when humpback whales corral fish with trails of bubbles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:23, Reply)

I've got a mental image of swipe swimming around a tank gushing bubbles out of her faff
as Badge desperately swims closer to the surface.

You know I was wrong about Winder's parentage. THIS is the weirdest boner ever.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

officelol
queef fishing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I feel dirty.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)

That's because you are French

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:30, Reply)