Might indulge in the slightly creepy British habit of forcing the offspring to send cards to their mum.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nonce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Imma get her arrested for soliciting underage greeting cards.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:38, Reply)

is she a b3ta user?
Nonces fit right in here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:43, Reply)

She's Bartleby. In a big dress

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Man, that's given me a lob on.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Pervert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

what?
I'm only human.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

You haven't seen me in a dress
I make Jo Brand look sexy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Yeah, like you'd wear a dress that'd make you look like a sexy adult.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Do you remember that wireless power thing we had a few months ago?
Apparently Apple are going to introduce a 2m range wireless power transmition to go with their 'iWatch', and it makes sense for ditto for their input devices. It's not currently feasable to use it for something like an ipod or iphone, but for these low-power devices, its do'able.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:10, Reply)