Momo fell off his perch today and flapped onto the sofa and looked confused
so I gave him a slice of apple and he perked right up again
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

has he turned to drinking in the mornings to blot out th memory of his depressing existence in your smelly bedsit?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:47, Reply)

it was dark and he got confused and flapped onto the wrong bit and fell over, it was well rofl
in an ideal world everyone would own a Momo bird
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:49, Reply)

to be honest Frank,
I don't want a bird
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Gahhhhhhhhhhyeeeeerr
Morning WP good or bad day today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:51, Reply)

do you mind, we're having a conversation here

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Do I mind...........
Nahhhhhhhh not at you carry on
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:00, Reply)

have woken up in a good mood today,
I think yesterday's bad day might have been the fabled "suicide Tuesday" after Sunday nights antics.
How are you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Fucking GREEAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT
I had an early night last night in bed for 8.30pm, I feel like i've had three Weetabix and a bowl of ready brek.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:00, Reply)

were you at the sweets on the weekend then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:05, Reply)

after getting pissed up on Sunday at the rugby,
Powder and horror films seemed like a great idea. I'd never done mdma before, bit too heavy for me. I'll stick to good old fashioned pills in future. I know it's the same shit in different forms, but it's loopy stuff.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I never said it would be a matter of choice

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:52, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7dlCM8q72Y
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I'd have to move the fish tank to get a decent cage in,
Could be done I suppose.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Keep it in with the fish.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:57, Reply)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:00, Reply)