lol, you said tits.
It gets pretty rowdy in the evenings sometimes, so we have a no under 18s after 730 policy.
I worry more about things like broken glass and dirt, kids like to crawl around on floors, and pub floors are filthy. I often find glass in the soles of my shoes after a busy shift, you never seem to get it all up the first try
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:27, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Absolutely
Best just to not take them in there at all. Or if they have a garden, sit out there with them. As I say, people with kids are cunts.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

every pub should have kid kennels outside.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:42, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

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( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)