Just watched a bunch of halfwits arguing on Facebook about football
And it's made me a little depressed.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Understandable. Facebook is depressing. Football is depressing. Combine the two and it's a case of KILL ME NOW.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I like football!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:06, Reply)

You'd have thought I'd learn
This my third attempt at Facebooking, and it always ends the same. The people I'm "friends" with make me feel sad. I think this might be my last foray into social networking. People are too stupid and vain.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:06, Reply)

maybe you could delete your account and kill yourself?
then come back and haunt them to read what they have posted on your memorial wall, just to be sure you definitely did the right thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Hmm

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Most people are also dull.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)

They really are

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)

they YOU lolololol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

You little rascal!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

My own life is relentlessly tedious and I live a waqqui alternative lifestyle compared with many.
If I want poorly-spelled imbecilic rantings which really boil my piss, I just come on b3ta THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

This is better than Facebook
I imagine Mark Zuckerberg would be thrilled to hear that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I bet b3ta would be valued at about 100 million dollars if Rob floated it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

The only revenue this site has is the £2k they get for advertising in the newsletter (apart from donations)
And they don't get people taking that every month. I reckon the total revenue is around £90k a year if they're lucky.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)

100 million dollars 11p
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Young Battered here has it exactly.
1 + 1 sadly equals about 50 in this case.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)

It's so tedious
If you're interested in football, fine. But people get SO upset about it! I regularly see threats of violence based purely on the fact that two people like two different teams. It's beyond pathetic.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)

What is the most lame is the use of 'us' and 'we' as if some red-faced alcoholic shouting in a shitty pub is in some way part of their chosen team.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I don't understand it. I enjoy watching the occasional game of rugby, but I could never get really passionate about any sport to the extent where I would debate or argue about it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)