Do you wear a watch?
I stopped wearing mine when I sprained my wrist last month, and I never bothered putting it back on again.
Are you one of those people who can pretty much guess the time without looking, or are you one of those awful human beings who say "Three o'clock? I thought it must be at least five by now!"?

Alt: Who's going to be the next dead celebrity?

Alt Alt: AOB
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:19, 62 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

no

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Thank you for taking part.
Your views have been noted.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

good, now stuff them up your granny

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I have one of these
www.breitlingwatchreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/breitling-blackbird.jpg

purchased in New York a few years ago when the dollar was 2 to the pound. It never appeared on my credit card statement. I no longer have that credit card account, so that's a free £5k watch.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

haha, what a shitty watch, that's the kind of thing I'd expect to see on the limp wrist of a faggot

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Thanks Frank xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

alt: dunno, some irritating showbiz faggot prolly

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I own a rather nice watch which I never wear.
Alt: Achmed.

Altalt: Amorous Orlando Badger?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

altalt:
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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I have a watch, the battery has run out though so I'm not wearing it at the moment.
I should get that changed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

what is this your blog now?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

You'll get my life story unless you specifically and repeatedly opt out.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Spare me your life story.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Trying to set up a direct debit on BT.com before you've had your broadband installed is impossible it seems.
that's 10 minutes of my lunch wasted. :(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Best thread ever!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Only plebs wear battery powered watches.
HTH
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

What the fuck do you wear then?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Erm... Chronograph?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Currently, no watch.
Weren't you listening?

My watch is a Citizen EcoDrive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

They've still got batteries in prick.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)

But you never have to replace the battery.
It's charged by light. And you don't have to wind it up either, which is a plus for lazy mares like me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

You're fucking winding *me* up, that's all I know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

O ho!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:36, Reply)

A fucking sundial

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

There are some cool watch stories being revealed here today.
I can't believe you guys have never mentioned them before.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Almost as good as the historic chat about car tyres.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I could chat for a little bit on the merits of radial vs crossply, if you like?

( Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Only if you get dirty and mention some semi cut slicks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:36, Reply)

*BONGLE*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Sorry, I should have said

Afternoon
Afternoon

Because that would encourage MUCH more chat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

No, it's interesting to think that one of the things that links you, Monty and Chompy is that you all own watches that you don't wear.
Also, I doubt I'll be able to read Battered's posts anymore without thinking of that handsome 5 GRAND WATCH being on his wrist as he typed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Not bringing that to fucking Poland.
They have houses here that are cheaper than that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Another one in the 'owns a watch but isn't wearing it' gang.
Eye-opening stuff.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Here is me on the left with B3tans (including Barry the thieving shit) wearing said watch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I bought myself a G Shock for my birthday last month.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Child.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

How so?
It's a nice watch, even if it is digital.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I imagine they are quite difficult to operate?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

no, surprisingly easy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Ha

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I see you more as a Baby G type of person.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)

a woman?
Nah. G Shocks are back in now, they were hip back in the trip hop/ DnB days.

Great watches.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

watches Scott I'm a queer
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

My IRL name isn't Scott.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Only because Tinie has a crazy collection

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Was it a 'Ben Ten' one?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

It's not that one, soz.
I'd specify which one, but that would be crass.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Baxter's 'Highlander's Broth' looks *exactly* like diarrhoea.
TASTE REVIEW TO FOLLOW
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Do they have many tins of that in the shops?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

It was surprisingly easy to acquire.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:36, Reply)

TASTE REVIEW:
*exactly* like if a red-faced crofter had sharted a fountainous plume of partly-digested haggis and munchy boxes out of his bristly ginger anus into a tin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Sounds delicious.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Should be surprisingly easy to shit out then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Oooh. Look at B3th parading her mod status in her sig.
If only she had proper mod powers...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Shame nobody modded your face
You know, with a shovel.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Shut up saggy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Rooby Rooby Rooooooo!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I shall proper twat him next time I see him.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Pfft.
You couldn't lift your bingo wings fast enough.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Let's wait and see, shall we, titch?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)