What PJ should do, I reckon, as a love expert myself speaking here.....
... is to take her up the oxo tower for a nice bit of nosh.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

hey gonz.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Alright mate? Windy Pig?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I was once a pig, I am now a dog.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Porcine to Canine in one easy step.
There's probably a subculture that worships that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)

SCHWEIN-HUND!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)

10/10 v good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Wow, that would quite the fight
10/10 has been having an incredible run of wins of late, but Good is most definitely good. It's too close to call.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)

oh HO!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Totally sounds like an upgrade to me.
How you been doin'? I been well missery-guts, but I get some treatment tomo at the hospital which'll sort me out a treat and let me get my life back into order.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I've been good, had an ace day off yesterday, but feeling a bit low today, probably the hangover.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I reckon it's the month, feb is at both the same time the longest and shortest month of the year.
I some some jew fuel for dinner though, REAL bagels with smoked salmon and chive-cream-cheese, smoked cod's row, Miss Hsomething pickles and kettle crisps. That'll see me straight.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)

good luck with that, son
when you're better we can EAT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Deffo man, can't wait.
I went to the out-of-hours doctor on sunday, to get a prescription.....and the bitch would barely speak to me, I actually have launched a complaint against her, I'll gaz you 'cus I wanna get some sympathy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Better watch out for Jeff
Or he'll be up to his axles in you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)

We've had this joke.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

I've been working.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:16, Reply)

working hanging around outside a playground.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 18:00, Reply)