Well EXCUSE ME if you have the language skills of a half-trained chimp.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Well EXCUSE ME if you have the hygiene regime of a half-trained chimp

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Would you two stop picking fleas off each other and mate already

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)

That's unfair on chimps.
Monty's post count now must be getting close to the output of an infinite number of monkeys, yet he has produced nothing even approaching Shakespeare.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)

That's a little unfair. The story I wrote about Quentin that time SHITS on bollocks like Twelfth Night from the top of the Shard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)