you have a beautiful voice

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:18, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Rule of life: 'fit on the phone, add three stone'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)

add three stone to what?
Without, a starting weight I feel this is useless advice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)

their face and arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)

:(
Sad...but true
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Unless you're chompys missus who has been told she has a hot phone voice
and isn't a fatty. The exception that proves the rule I guess. I used to order all my office supplies from a rather hot sounding very flirty woman. She came to visit the office once and was delivered on a wide bed truck.
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)