"I've been snowed under with work - sorry, not got round to it yet".
Low-slung jeans with the crotch beneath the knees and elasticated legs. It looks like they were designed for people who habitually shit themselves in public.

I prefer to plod the middle path of neither ugly nor hot and neither stupid nor brainbox.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:48, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How confident are you that you're on that middle path?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Whether I'm on the middle path or not isn't the issue
I at least think I am.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Monty has a pair of those.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)

for srs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Yeah. They're called carrot cut, or something. You know, like bootcut?
I've never seen them but I'm willing to place money that they look even more ridiculous on an elderly tramp than they do on a 16 year old chav.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:02, Reply)

carrott and boot are noting alike, hth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:03, Reply)

No, I just meant that it was a type of style. Not that they were physically similar.
God, Nakers. Come on, man.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

I thought he wore 'jeggings'
I felt slightly queasy just typing that.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)