There's an Ikea within 10 miles of Bletchley Park.
Are you suggesting WORLD WAR TWO HEROS AND "HISTORICAL GAYS" ARE CUNTS?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:54, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can you believe this guy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Those historical gays, eh?
always bumming in the past.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:58, Reply)

He wouldn't be gay now, because nerds can get pussy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:59, Reply)

because that absolutely is how homosexuality works, chompy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Well it was a crass generalisation based on that one in Croydon, to be fair.
But yeah, sure, why not. I know my Granddad was anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:59, Reply)

You could narrow the generalisation by simply accurately pointing out that Croydon is a cunt?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I got headbutted by a boy racer in Croydon.
It was my fault, I had the cheek to point out to him that he nearly run me over jumping a red light.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I should probably reconstruct that sentence to make it clear that it wasn't me trying to jump the red light.
I can jump a post box*, but a red light would be a step too far.

*Based on a survey of one 18 year old me. I assume it's still the case though, what could possibly have changed in the last twenty years?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Postboxes are a lot higher. It's a trap.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

unsurprising.
I bet your mangled body dented his pristine 1992 Nova as well.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)