maybe it came out with such force he was fired into the fanny in the bed opposite
I imagine the maternity ward is like a room full of exotic dancers and a load of ping pong balls
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You and I should team up
We could write top-notch erotic fiction
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)

It could be over the course of monty's life
like that time he was accidentally used as a double ender
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Nah see he was born in the Mattel Hot Wheels ward
When he was fired out of Mum a)'s fanny, he curved at high velocity round a cheap plastic racetrack and popped into Mum b)'s gaping vag, ready to be baked for another fourteen months.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)

We're definitely on to something here
Monty himself is suspiciously silent on the matter, I reckon you've struck FACT GOLD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Or we're all on 2.0
TERRIBLE BULLYING
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Bullying by passivity
Worst of all the internet abuse forms
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:47, Reply)