what a fucking nonce

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

If 500 people follow this post Monty will go to jail!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)

*follows*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I was talking about you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)

This was you this was
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/21519129
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

What a fucking gaylord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Imma gonna jump out the window!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1871968

Jesting aside what a poof.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Exactly. Why didn't anyone he was with say "oh, your drinks probably been spiked, why don't you just lie down"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Because they were too busy getting him to the top floor, opening all the windows and praying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

I bet it was his wife.
edit: hilarious picture of him on wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Fogle
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

hahahaha that's genius
I wish someone would spike me with acid: I've been trying to get hold of some for yonks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)

is it not that popular any more?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

It's illegal, and so people don't do it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:23, Reply)

yeah, making things illegal always stops people in their tracks from doing stuff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Apart from on the psy-trance scene, no it's not.
Kids prefer ketamine, the fucking imbeciles.

The problem with acid is you need to be a chemist to make it, and the profits on it are shit, so the only people who can be arsed are hippies doing it for the good of humanity (in their eyes). No drug gangs would ever bother so it's rare. A crying shame, if you ask me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)

this is much better than chompy's factious answer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Sometimes I do wonder about that boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:36, Reply)

mdma still does the rounds.
In spite of the shortage of saffrole oil. I haven't seen ket on the go in clubs for years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:52, Reply)

My chap has buckets of both. I have an interest in neither, sadly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:57, Reply)

you never get the urge to go raving?
I see people of your age gurning in clubs all the time. Usually trying to recapture their youth down at Basics.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:59, Reply)

not for a second.
i think it would depress the hell out of me. Plus it's hardly conduct befitting the more, ah, distinguished citizen. Unlike hunching over a lavatory in an East End pub I THINK YOU'LL AGREE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:22, Reply)

nah, if you go to more discerning places it's a noticeably older crowd.
Club kids tend to go from DnB/electro stuff to house stuff once they get past 25. Once there's a bit of sophistication involved rather than pure stimulant hedonism.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:31, Reply)