There was a young slag from Penzanze.
Who boarded a bus in a trance
24 fucked her
Plus the conductor
And the driver came twice in his pants
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There was a young vampire named Mabel
with periods remarkably stable
one night at full moon
she sat with a spoon
and drunk herself under the table.

Il y avait un jeune vampire nommé Mabel
avec des périodes remarquablement stables
une nuit de pleine lune
elle s'est assise avec une cuillère
et se boit sous la table.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

There once was a whore on the dock
From dusk until dawn she sucked cock
'Til one day it's said
She gave so much head
She exploded and whitewashed the block
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

but enough about your mother....
Mais assez parlé de ta mère ....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He replied "Not at all
It can do it again if it likes"

I don't think I've quite got the hang of this.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)