Saw a guy in a club once that looked like Chris de Burgh's doppelganger.
My friend and I thought it would be funny* to ask him for his autograph as though we'd mistaken him for the famous guy. He refused. We asked again. He refused again. We were a little drunk** and got a little belligerant. He told us to fuck off.

And that's my story of how I got told to fuck off by Chris de Burgh***

*it wasn't
**very
***'s doppelganger
( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What a lovely story
I once said happy birthday to someone in a night club. I thought I knew her, but apparently I didn't. Nevertheless, she appreciated the ill-timed birthday wishes.
Those were during what I call "The Glenfiddich Months"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I think you'll find, Twoey, that it's the way I tell 'em.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)

the father of a friend of mine looked a bit like Richard Clayderman when he was younger.
He has signed autographs as Clayderman.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Totally unbelievable, but completely true story
My wife and I were on holiday in Kent, and we went to this really nice little village for a mooch. While we were there, we were descended upon by shit loads of foreign kids (French I guess) who were asking for our autographs. We must have signed about a dozen or so each before they thanked us and ran off. It was probably the weirdest moment of my life.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Is your wife anorexic and do you have lovely hair?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

No, and fuck no

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I have been asked on two separate occasions if I am Zodiac Mindwarp.
I was and indeed still am not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Next time it happens, you must say yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

My parents brought me up to tell the truth TH.
You know what though, maybe I *am* him after all..................
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

If you convince yourself that you're him
That's not technically lying. LOOPHOLE!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)