They have no chance.
I already have a zingtastic riposte referring to my boss's negligent failure to pay our Royal Mail invoices on time - resulting in our account being suspended all week and the subsequent backlog of paid-for customer orders that are currently in a massive pile in our warehouse. Pretty sure that will endear me to him, the wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The last thing you need is to get fired.
Take the bollocking. Don't turn it in to an argument, you'll lose.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I'm joking.
I've held my hands up and grovelled all week. If I just apologise some more and give assurances that I shan't make the same mistake again (and I really fucking won't) it will be over quicker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I made my interlocutors look like right pricks in front of their boss.
It was quite funny really. Wouldn't want to go through it again though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Made sucked look like right
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)

Just tell them Holly caused it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)

ho ho

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)