Just this very morning I have received an extremely imperious email from some jumped-up consultant
who seems to think that the best way of getting me onside is to copy in his boss and his boss's boss in the email which refers to his issue "directly impacting his candidate attraction for live vacancies". He would like me to inform him on the best way of getting it resolved.

I am having to take a bit of break before replying in the hopes it'll stop me saying "Please apply the following procedure 1: Climb down from the several feet you appear to be lodged up your own anus..."
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:36, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Big Picture manoeuvre usually works
single user fault....not business critical. ..lower priority.....appreciate important to you but in the company scheme of things you are an insignificant twat.*

*This last phrase may need editing.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I'll probably just leave it until this afternoon
and tell him to try again in ten minutes with no further explanation.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)