I'd have put a bit more effort in at school and gone for an engineering apprenticeship.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

everything you just said sign on the dole and sit round wanking into a cocked hat all day
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)

That would probably have led to the same result.
alright Frank
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

alright fatty fat fat fatty lardy porky hambeast horrorbag gothapotamus fatso the morbidly obese lard monster from beyond the fridge
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:22, Reply)

How's things Mr Woodside?
Good move or not?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:29, Reply)

alright The Disappointed
So far it's excellent. Learning lots of new stuff, my last job served as good solid groundwork, and there seems to be little if any political bollocks or needless convolution here.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Good.
I've got to blow a bit of gaz cover here, but as you know I know your new gaffer and she's good. And a MILF.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)