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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can I have your address? I need to sue immediately. My eyes, my fucking eyes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
this one's my favourite comment
"hello I am over 600lbs and know all to well what your talking about. I only crap at home and have to take a shower to rinse off. I use a auto car wheel brush with liquid body soap and a hand shower sprayer with turbo spray and this combo works great for me. takes time but I can't just let it ride. ewwwwwwww"
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Whatever you do, don't google the words 'horse's sheath' on an image search.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:39, Reply)
"fart blockers"
Because they are both too fat not to shit themselves

What the fuck is wrong with people?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:39, Reply)
AUTO CAR WHEEL BRUSH

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:41, Reply)
think about that next time you clean the car

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:41, Reply)
I'll think about it every time I see a fucking brush
I hope you're happy now
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:43, Reply)

"the only thing I have a prob with right now is wiping the behind. What I've done is gotten an old toothbrush. I break off a long piece of TP and wrap it around the handle part of the toothbrush. I use a water bottle to moisten the TP and reach back there and clean up. I'll repeat until the TP is clean. Until it dawned on me to put a toothbrush in my purse, I wouldn't wipe if I was out and had to go."

enjoy brushing your teeth before bed tonight
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:50, Reply)
I hate you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:58, Reply)
UNTIL THE TP IS CLEAN
HE CHECKS

UNTIL IT IS CLEAN
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:02, Reply)
I'm assuming TP means toilet paper
and not tooth paste
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:02, Reply)
Probably wondering if there's any edible bits left down there

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:03, Reply)
oh now honestly
you've actually managed to lower the tone of this thread
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:09, Reply)
Like picking peanuts out of a snickers bar

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:10, Reply)
Fucking hell.
Frank, up yo' game homes.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:17, Reply)

www.amplestuff.com/bathshop.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:42, Reply)
AMPLE SPONGES

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:44, Reply)
Dammit beat me to it
www.amplestuff.com/ample-sponges.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:47, Reply)
can you imagine the smelly fat people who work for Amplestuff?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:51, Reply)
Imagine getting to the stage in your life where you need an ample brush
And instead of putting down the pie you pick up the shit covered brush.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:58, Reply)

brush BBQ tongs
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:01, Reply)
It's like water torture

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:03, Reply)

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