"The problem is that my belly is far bigger than my hips and underwear rolls down to become an uncomfortable nuisance below my buns. I am forced to wear suspenders with my pants though I used to wear belts. Then I have to wear my shirt-tails out over the suspenders because I can't wear a belt at my armpits and I need to get out of my clothes in a hurry to be able top use a public restroom."
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:51, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i have created a monster
and its name is zog
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

FLESHY APRONS

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

"reaching solutions"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

LOTION APPLICATORS

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

BIG BIBS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

haha, one comment says "I am reeking havoc on the toilet seat"
best spelling mistake EVER
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

oh that is superb

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

here, frank kindly shared this from his recommended wanking list last night
lessismorph.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/morbid-obesity-and-toilet-hygiene.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

or
lessismorph.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/morbid-obesity-and-toilet-hygiene.html
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

yeah yeah fuck you and your clever witchcraft :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

I ent goin near that soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

you should
you'd lol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)

you'd like to think it was deliberate
but you know that anyone who shits themselves and can't wipe it up isn't capable of that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

what really gets me is that fucking hamplanet woman dispensing advice on how to cope with waddling round stinking of caked-on faecal matter all day
when the real solution is to lose some fucking weight
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

they should publish that shit on every cake counter in the country. prevention is better than cure.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

didn't she say she was trying to raise awareness that people don't enjoy being that fat.
The comment that was "me and my husband are both too fat to clean our area, it's tragic" read like "we're both horrific slobs that need to be put down"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)

one of her goals was to be able to clip her own toenails
when this is your life's ambition, you are wasting that life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

jesus.
Horrible horrible fat horrible slobs.
If there is a charity dedicated to helping these people I reckon we should fire bomb it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

one of them even has the fucking balls to complain that his medical insurance doesn't cover him

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Just like his duvet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I've posted that on three mesageboards so far
and every one has just ground to a halt with expressions of disgust and contempt for her and all her lardbucket friends
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)