Similarly no fucker has seen a UFO since everyone got cameraphones

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ah, NOW you're talking
That's a good point....we ALL* have pretty good digital cameras on us all the time, yet no one's used one to snap an alien. INTERESTING.

*we do not ALL have good cameras on us at all times
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Also the modern obsession with flash phones would mean
that if we DID see a UFO, taking a picture of it would be the very first thing we'd think of.

Unfortunately the second would probably be tweeting the picture with the caption "UFOMFG"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)

There was one in russia the other day after it had been shot down by the illuminti

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

That was just a publicity stunt to drive up tourism and scare the Japs
DUH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Let's all enjoy these
www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-02/best-russian-meteorite-conspiracy-theories
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

"Luciferian" is my new favourite word

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Same for Bigfoot, the Yeti, etc

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Plumdozer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)