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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What was wrong with him?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:16, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:17, Reply)
Yeah but WHY?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:19, Reply)
I WAS SHARING A LINK LIKE I WAS TOLD TO
STOP GETTING AT ME
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:21, Reply)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Your story checks out

But that 's more weird than creepy. Creeeepy was ed the fake surgeon trying to fly me to hong kong for sex
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:24, Reply)
Bert fucking his sister

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:25, Reply)
Psycho flirting with quentin when he thought it was a woman

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:26, Reply)
Sexface MSNing Wormulus.
On valentines night.
Thinking he was a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:11, Reply)
there was that spastic on /talk whose username I googled
only to discover he'd been posting on some messageboard asking for cheats for some creepy japanese pedo video game
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:28, Reply)
smathels, that was him, the fucking pedo cunt
www.b3ta.com/talk/6255289
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:29, Reply)
Stupid iPad can"t open link
But "I want those girls to play with themselves" - wtf?

Bet he liked the 3D cheerleader too
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:32, Reply)
the original messageboard probably got raided by the Internet Police

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:33, Reply)
When you are reduced to cartoon porn as a sexlife
It is time to saw off your cock with a rusty penknife
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:34, Reply)
B3th is like the CSO of the Internet Policing world.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:35, Reply)
Creepy Japanese pedo video game that needs bedding?
.... Oh wait, you said 'cheats'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:30, Reply)
Fuck ther's some weirdos out there

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:32, Reply)

www.string-emil.de/
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:34, Reply)
Arrrrrrrgh
What is monty doing to those candles?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:35, Reply)
poss nsfw

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:43, Reply)
you've gone all quiet now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:45, Reply)
It's worse than ample sponges

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:46, Reply)
imagine him coming at you with a handful of baryatric fanny wipers in one had and an ample sponge in the other

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:47, Reply)
and a long-handled lotion applicator gripped in his grinning teeth

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:49, Reply)
you've gone all quiet again
should I leave you to your thoughts?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:52, Reply)
Struck dead and dumb with horror that's me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:07, Reply)
yeah right
more like your fingers are too slippery to type in your credit card number
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:08, Reply)
The tone was so highbrow and now look

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:09, Reply)
I've ruined your internet experience and I can only apologise

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:17, Reply)
they all remind me of sean connery in zardoz

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:15, Reply)
you must have seen the director's cut

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:21, Reply)

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