You'll be pleased to know that my Oor Wullie and The Broons annuals turned up today.
Man, I LOVE graph novs!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:25, 48 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Soz to reply to my own thread and that, but are the Asterix and Tintin books 'graphic novels'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Totally, it's all a massive allegory.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:40, Reply)

It was a rhetorical question.
Of course they are, it's like that old joke about the difference between erotica and pornography being the social class of the person reading/ viewing it.

Larpy, leather trenchcoat, Iron Maiden devotee, 'graph nov' fans down the 'Workshop would never admit it, but yeah, Tintin and Asterix are deffo in the same boat.

I used to love those when I was a kid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:43, Reply)

See now, personally, I'm all for calling a comic a fucking comic.
Regardless of whether it's 'Maus' or The Beano.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:49, Reply)

I agree AB.
Comics is comics. I can just about stomach the term 'comic book', but novels they aren't. They can't do structure like novels do, or narrative complexity, or anything even approaching what even a bog standard novelist can do with prose.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:52, Reply)

At the risk of sounding wanly, they're two different mediums. There's totally some stuff you can't do in books you can in comics.
And with big-titted women in spandex as well.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:53, Reply)

Well of course.
Hence calling comics comics, and novels novels.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:54, Reply)

he's right you know, I tried colouring in a novel once and got fucking nowhere

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:15, Reply)

Are you really sorry to reply to your own thead?
Or are you just a really, really, really needy prick, that just couldn’t live with the idea that his thread had no replies?
I'm not judging just asking
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Nah, I did the Q as a tribute to AB, then a few minutes later had the Asterix/ Tintin thought.
You know, as people do, things occur to them later on.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:49, Reply)

So you aint a needy prick then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:49, Reply)

Not needy enough that I run around every single thread, tugging on people's sleeves and sucking up to the big boys, no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:50, Reply)

Ok got it you're just a PRICK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:52, Reply)

I think this is a perverse variant of damning with faint praise.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:53, Reply)

Momo wants a word.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:42, Reply)

that's a peach faced love bird, not a blue crowned conure you fucking spastic

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:45, Reply)

So, you're saying that Momo doesn't like tits?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:48, Reply)

he tries to shag his toys sometimes, none of his toys have tits though

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:50, Reply)

Fucking hell Frank, you own a gay parrot.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:50, Reply)

prison does terrible things to a man

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:52, Reply)

I wish I could tell you that the rattly bell fought the good fight, and that Momo let him be.
I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for a while - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, the rattly bell would show up with fresh bruises. Momo kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for the rattly bell - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Oh, well played.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:05, Reply)

Sqaurkdam redemption

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:06, Reply)

pretty sure he does a mile of parrot shit every morning too

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:11, Reply)

a Green Mile if you will

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:11, Reply)

I ain't drinking that Coffee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:13, Reply)

puts me right off my kiwi fruit yoghurt I can tell you

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:17, Reply)

The green mile is a classic
may not be true
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:19, Reply)

True
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:22, Reply)

it's still quite good though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:48, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:50, Reply)

i meant the bird
the tits can get to fuck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:51, Reply)

Fucking furries.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Not that again please

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:58, Reply)

Worse than furries- Bronies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:00, Reply)

Those cunts are not only worse than furies but they're worse than Nakers as well.
They're like the paedophiles of the furry world.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:04, Reply)

Worse than Ringofyre?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:09, Reply)

Hi
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:11, Reply)

That was well sinister, do you mind not scoopin' the heid?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:13, Reply)

An' that wis me tryin' tae be creepy.

Where's the helium mask?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:16, Reply)

I properly like breasts I do

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:51, Reply)

clickin dis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:05, Reply)

AB only likes breasts for attention

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:12, Reply)

alright glued eel
had anything to eat recently?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:13, Reply)

fucking hell give me a chance to update my blog

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:15, Reply)

I can't go much longer without knowing what you've watched on telly this week

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:16, Reply)

I've got ma broon's cookbook
but I've never had sufficient lard to cook anything from it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:52, Reply)

NEW THREAD SUCKERS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:24, Reply)