Ha ha,
there's one response from a poster saying "I got cold tea in bed from my 8 year old. We don't let her use the kettle"

Sorry love your child is a retard and it's your fault.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:27, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'DS brought me a cup of tea in bed and the news that the cat had thrown up in the kitchen.'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Mrs Cow got our two going nuts for the entire day, causing her to burst into tears

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Brilliant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Its the thought that counts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I think that's rather sweet.
My kid gave me a picture of a load of animals, and I think she got Gonz to do the captions as apparently there is an 'african giroff', a 'pone', a 'woross', a 'whayol' and 'kung fu panda' on it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

This is excellent
I've just found a picture of a penguin that my daughter did
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)