Last fathers day the kids woke up at their usual 6.30
So I got up as usual, went downstairs and watched cbeebies until the wife crawled out of bed at 11. "Forgetten what day it is?" I enquired. "Oh Shit!" she responded "We had better go to Tesco" off we went to tesco where she picked up a card and went straight to the booze section where she picked up a bottle of brandy. "Not my favourite drink" I thought "But Hey ho" then she picked up a bottle of blackcurrant cordial which made no sense.

Then we drove to her dads house and it all clicked in to place.
( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Your father in law drinks brandy and blackcurrant?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Yes

( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Stay about from his house

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Mmmm, fruity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)