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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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They don't talk about it to men, I reckonnobody wants us to know about the whole flappy windsock post birth thing until it's too late to make a clean getaway.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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Mrs Hats has been extremely vocal about what having two children has done to her bodyand she has never mentioned this.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Mrs Hats must be pretty young, right?She's probably more elastic than the sort of saggy forty somethings at mumsnet.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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This is the most complimentary thing anyone has ever said about my wifeSpeaking of which, Imma ask her.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:06,
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Perhaps she has avoided hooverfanny, then.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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If she can sit on a bar stool without sliding down it, she's probably okay.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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