Yo Windrush. Yo, and yo again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

pub quiz.
Can't be arsed. Might just get drunk and insult some customers over the mic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Oh man
Mic insults.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)

yeah. you want some?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)

INSULT DOZER OVER THE MIC

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)

His feet are big, he wears a wig,
He ain't no match fo' Windy Pig
He claims he's handsome, reckons he's fit as
The turquoise prick called MC Brittas
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:14, Reply)

when I go to war,
I want you at my side.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)

oh man
You'd be a...

wait for it, wait for it...



wait for it...



A WAR PIG!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Describe them and I'll make up some derogatory rap-rhymes about them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)

there's a really tall guy with bad sideburns and a fat missus.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Yo dat nigga's got burns fo sho
Gonna shake ting up with his big fat ho yo
Steezin' all cool in tha winder's pub
Gonna deck that dude when he hits the club.

Golfaz be steezin' yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:17, Reply)

Ey yo sideys ain't cool unless yo' Fred West
I'm MC Windy and I'm the best
You're nine feet tall but your nuts are small
And I'd blank her call if yo' bitch did call
Her minge looks like a capon
'neath her kippery apron
something something something
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

I gazzed you dat Randall mix yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)

ah the good old days
92 was the end of it all for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:22, Reply)

you ancient prick
You were only 19
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Not my fault it all went shit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:31, Reply)

It didn't though. You did.
You had jungle, then DnB, then decent techno, then house resurgence, then back to techno again, now back to good house music.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)

poo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=df_U2e2hCZQ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

How's that mix treating you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Rory's right though 91 was the best

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Depends. 1997-98 was proper bo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

by saying proper bo,
I will never look upon anything you say with any respect.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

It was tongue in cheek you nancy.
1997-98 was fucking good for DnB. Loads of top-shelf records landed.

Have I ever let you down with tunes?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:38, Reply)

So far no.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

listen man if Windy's not having it then neither am I.
Imma 'unfriend' you on 'FB' now
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)

oh man not again :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

91 was a fantastic year for metal as well.
Imma stick with 91.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)

91 it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)